Here’s Kim Kardashian in Miami over the weekend where she somehow hung out with Christina Aguilera. I don’t know how something like that even happens, but I’m more surprised with the fact Kim actually looks like she didn’t alert the paparazzi to her presence.
That aside, clearly I was way off about her nipple in the Justin Bieber post because Kim Kardashian doesn’t even have any.
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How the hell are we seeing tits from every conceivable angle and not a single trace of areola? Khloe was hungry for pepperoni one day? I need answers!